chewing keys

Ok, this was a dream from a while ago, but as I just regailed the tale to carla I shall put it up.

So Carla and I were sitting in this classroom with like a bunch of grade 4 girls. For some reason we knew that someone was going to be searching the area for us and that they were OBVIOUSLY going to take our keys. In a flash of brilliance we decided that the best way to make sure they didn't get our keys would be to eat them, and "recover" them later. Carla and I take out our keys and get to work. I'm just sorta swishing my first key around in my mouth, and trying to swallow it, but it is no easy feat. Carla, on the other hand, has completely swallowed and eaten like 7 keys, and is now eagerly eyeing her "carla" keychain (which would be completely unnecessary to eat since you know..a keychain without keys is pretty worthless). By this time I have somehow chewed on the key enough to have turned it into metal shavings, so I swallow these, of course forgetting how USELESS metal shavings are for opening doors.

Then I opened my eyes...and scoffed at myself and laughed for about half an hour on and off.